Fred's Modern Life

...stuff about life, loves, happiness and cake; and dedicated to the man who called me "Fred" just because he could.

SUBMISSION - BALD

ignorehitler:

BALD by Kat Williams.

Mine x

twelvefootmountaintroll:

smallspidersad:

Reasons the semi colon is the actual best punctuation. Go home comma, go home full stop.

The semicolon is my favorite punctuation mark after the em-dash, which is my actual favorite.

It is certainly my favourite; I have learned the rule should be ‘Use sparingly’. 

(via lisaericsson)

Once more. Wiseness has a voice and his name is Craig Fergerson.

(Source: mcavoyings, via hiddlybatch)

I just booked my flight to Birmingham and my hotel room for the Insurgence 4 con

I now feel like an enabler to some kind of crime…oh well…

lisaericsson:

OH YEAH BRACE YOURSELF DANIEL GILLIES BECAUSE I WILL FUCK YOU HUG YOU

Nobody knows you.
You don’t know yourself.
And I, who am half in love with you,
What am I in love with?
My own imaginings?

D.H. Lawrence (via gumbyfun)

Tennant vs tumblr. Tennant wins.

(Source: laughingoutofcontrol, via elegant-and-tired)

keepcalmandtraveltheworld:

“Sverd I Fjell” near Stavanger, Norway

Been there done that.

keepcalmandtraveltheworld:

“Sverd I Fjell” near Stavanger, Norway

Been there done that.

(via himynameisnickolas)

oh my tiny little heart *HUGS*

(Source: beinghumangifs)

lastplantagenet:

odds-fish:

englandsprincess:

Today is her day! Bless our Queen!

What an amazing woman

Queeny Baaaaabes <3333333333333333333333

The fact that this post (below) was followed by this one (above)….WIN

Ann Romney - meet Liz - Personification of how little I am fucking “with you on this”.

Why should women be paid equal to men? Men have been in the working world a lot longer and deserve to be paid at a higher rate. Heck, I’m a working mom and I’m not paid a dime. I depend on my husband to provide for me and my family, as should most women… and if a woman does work, she should be happy just to be out there in the working world and quit complaining that she’s not making as much as her male counterparts. I mean really, all this wanting to be equal nonsense is going to be detrimental to the future of women everywhere. Who’s going to want to hire a woman, or for that matter, even marry a woman who thinks she is the same, if not better than a man at any job. It’s almost laughable. C’mon now ladies, are you with me on this?

- Ann Romney, wife of Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney

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no, ann. we aren’t with you on this.

(via montagues)

Stop speaking Ann Romney. You’re lowering the I.Q. of everyone on the planet.

(via gloriatraveler)

(Source: misshonoriaglossop, via hiddlybatch)

(Source: beinghumangifs)

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