BALD by Kat Williams.
Mine x
...stuff about life, loves, happiness and cake; and dedicated to the man who called me "Fred" just because he could.
Reasons the semi colon is the actual best punctuation. Go home comma, go home full stop.
The semicolon is my favorite punctuation mark after the em-dash, which is my actual favorite.
It is certainly my favourite; I have learned the rule should be ‘Use sparingly’.
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Once more. Wiseness has a voice and his name is Craig Fergerson.
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I now feel like an enabler to some kind of crime…oh well…


OH YEAH BRACE YOURSELF DANIEL GILLIES BECAUSE I WILL
FUCK YOUHUG YOU
THEY JUST CONFIRMED ADVENTURE OF THE EMPTY HOUSE.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
I WILL TELL YOU.
THAT MEANS SEBASTIAN MORAN.
OH HOT DAMN DIS MY JAM
S C R E A M I N G
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Nobody knows you.
You don’t know yourself.
And I, who am half in love with you,
What am I in love with?
My own imaginings?
D.H. Lawrence (via gumbyfun)
Tennant vs tumblr. Tennant wins.
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oh my tiny little heart *HUGS*
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Today is her day! Bless our Queen!
What an amazing woman
Queeny Baaaaabes <3333333333333333333333
The fact that this post (below) was followed by this one (above)….WIN
Ann Romney - meet Liz - Personification of how little I am fucking “with you on this”.
Why should women be paid equal to men? Men have been in the working world a lot longer and deserve to be paid at a higher rate. Heck, I’m a working mom and I’m not paid a dime. I depend on my husband to provide for me and my family, as should most women… and if a woman does work, she should be happy just to be out there in the working world and quit complaining that she’s not making as much as her male counterparts. I mean really, all this wanting to be equal nonsense is going to be detrimental to the future of women everywhere. Who’s going to want to hire a woman, or for that matter, even marry a woman who thinks she is the same, if not better than a man at any job. It’s almost laughable. C’mon now ladies, are you with me on this?
- Ann Romney, wife of Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney
no, ann. we aren’t with you on this.

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Stop speaking Ann Romney. You’re lowering the I.Q. of everyone on the planet.
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ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic wait
wait
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
What that is dumb and does not happen.
Look, check it out.
See, not much diff-
Wait, what-
the fuck.
You guys are being dumbs
That does not happen in real life watch
See I told you
Wait a
who am i
you guys this is straight up bullshit
i’ll prove it to you all right now ok
you see, like i said, it’s total bull—
…oh what the hell…
the FUCK kind of GYPSY MAGIC SHIT is THIS?!?!?!?!?!
…….
hey boys~*~*~*~ wonk~*~*~*~*~
omg jeannine you win
Huh. You women and your woman problems.
Good thing I’m a dude and don’t have to worry about that kinda crapola
Wait wtf
You guys are amateurs
let me show you how this is done
ah shit I had them on the ”genderfuck” setting
…
well, that works too
okay you amateurs
let me show you how it’s done
I’m now River Song
shhh spoilers
What the hell?
I wonder what happens when you put glasses on?
Ok, so far so good…
IT GOT EVEN BETTER
SCREAMS
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